I watched "Requiem." I do not follow Smallville fandom AT ALL, but I imagine the collective response is somewhat APOCALYPTIC. I personally thought the episode was hilarious in that I cannot believe the show thought it could drag Clana out for SO MANY seasons and then have the ever-growing Clois fanbase be on board with it. The rationale just ( Read more... )

So no one requested that I draw this dude, but.

( Lex Luthor )

So my hectic Thursday night lineup returns! Honestly, I'm glad to have new episodes again but I wish the television stations would space out my shows, if only because I'm going to be totally bored on every other night. Except Monday. Which also has three shows to its name, pfft. But yes, some thoughts on Smallville, Supernatural and The ( Read more... )

So search engines are designed to help people locate things on the Internet, but I guess they all have filters for my IP address that are like the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button but shittier because they think mocking me is totally fun. Like, the day after I had that creepy ass dream about Sylar and Ando's murderous porn adventure, I googled for "Ando ( Read more... )

I may, or may not, have serious and abiding thoughts about a Smallville Chicken Little parody. The "may not" in the previous sentence indicates the shame I feel that this has crossed my mind simply because "Sexy" rhymes with "Lexy" and both stories have Sometimes Not Very Rational characters and also objects falling from the sky.

( I'm not saying it's a good idea, but it could be horrible in an awesome way. )

1. You guys! Front, center and attention! This meme looks right on par with FUN and I would totally love if you all participated.
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I want to have a complete soundtrack with one song from each of my friends. It can be your favorite song in the whole world, a recent favorite or just a song that you think really identifies you. If you ( Read more... )

I am remiss today, or caught up in some kind of funkitude. There is something satisfying in the way that sounds - funkitude - but the sensation itself I could probably do without. My head feels empty/fuzzy/comatose. Or in other words: have become vapid vegetable after hours of exposure to Smallville last night. Can only be roused to higher ( Read more... )

Trouble waking up in the morning? Do you find it difficult dragging yourself out of bed? A spider trying to crawl up your nose works better than any alarm clock. Oh yes, I guarantee you will be claiming the hell out of awake and throwing your sheets off faster than you can say, "GOD, UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN. SO UNCLEAN ( Read more... )

Dear Italian friends of mine, please feel free to crack eggs of wisdom all over this shit. When Berlusconi called Obama handsome, young and suntanned, was something lost in translation? Because inquiring minds need to know if the Italian Prime Minister honestly believes 'American' sunlight has the magical ability to turn pasty white folks into ( Read more... )

I am roadtripping back to Smallville like nobody's business and going 100 MPH. Yes, yes I know, it's dangerous and stupid and I could careen off a goddamn bridge and never regain my senses. And then you could all quote horribly cliched safety slogans at me and be like, "Oh my God, you self-destructive dipshit, why has your taste in television ( Read more... )